D_A's Spammery
Apr 22
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Pixiv
"If there’s one, you break it. If there’s three… break it." With a gun.
So… What’s the moral of this parable supposed to be again?
I guess Nobu is not teaching his sons about unity. He’s teaching them about how to beat up enemies. Small-fry enemy, kick their ass. Bigger enemy, use more force and kick their ass.
I don’t even know, man, but I always appreciate it when Nobu’s spawns show up. I really REALLY love them.

Pixiv

"If there’s one, you break it. If there’s three… break it." With a gun.

So… What’s the moral of this parable supposed to be again?

I guess Nobu is not teaching his sons about unity. He’s teaching them about how to beat up enemies. Small-fry enemy, kick their ass. Bigger enemy, use more force and kick their ass.

I don’t even know, man, but I always appreciate it when Nobu’s spawns show up. I really REALLY love them.

Tagged: #wtf #4koma #nobunaga #nobukatsu #nobutaka #nobutada
Apr 22
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daeva-agas:

ninjaloveexpansion:

[Cutting the long-winded rant to save space]
[inane post]

Pointless reblogging because reasons.

They’ve gone through a lot of change, mostly because research happens.

It’s been a long, LONG year…

Tagged: #ninja love #shall we date ninja love #fangame #doujin game
Apr 22
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socorro345:

daeva-agas:

socorro345:

True deception

Ahahahahahaa~
Did it tell you to not use egg yolks but you used it anyway? ‘Cause egg yolks usually do that to coloured cakes.

But what a waste of yolks! Next time I’ll add dye myself.

Make the yolks into a yolk-only omelette! XD
That’s what I usually do when I make cakes using cake mixes that tell me only to use the egg whites.

socorro345:

daeva-agas:

socorro345:

True deception

Ahahahahahaa~

Did it tell you to not use egg yolks but you used it anyway? ‘Cause egg yolks usually do that to coloured cakes.

But what a waste of yolks! Next time I’ll add dye myself.

Make the yolks into a yolk-only omelette! XD

That’s what I usually do when I make cakes using cake mixes that tell me only to use the egg whites.

Apr 22
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socorro345:

True deception

Ahahahahahaa~
Did it tell you to not use egg yolks but you used it anyway? ‘Cause egg yolks usually do that to coloured cakes.

socorro345:

True deception

Ahahahahahaa~

Did it tell you to not use egg yolks but you used it anyway? ‘Cause egg yolks usually do that to coloured cakes.

Apr 22
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Gentian in the Field (part 3)

daeva-agas:

daeva-agas:

(part 2)

*is ashamed at how short the previous one was*

I’m no good at impromptu posts, because I get nervous and get very scared of losing my writing. That one up there was written directly into Tumblr….

(part 3)

I’m kind of not liking how this part went.

(part 4)

I hope I can FINALLY get to the point here.
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Inside, I saw a group of musicians were already seated on one side of the room. Then I noticed Nobukatsu sitting beside the door, twirling a fan with one hand.

He was now simply dressed in kimono and hakama. His hair was no longer in a topknot, but tied in a low ponytail that was loosely draped over one shoulder. Maybe it was because of his casual wear, but for some reason he looked very calm now, if a bit bored. His expression showed not a single trace of his earlier irritation.

Nobunaga pushed me towards the center of the room and flopped down on a sitting mat that had been prepared. “Sansuke, what are you dawdling there for? Get started.”

I looked down at the floor, nervously fiddling with the fan Nobunaga had given me. What kind of dance instructor could Nobukatsu possibly be like? According to the ninjas, he was well-known for having a much worse attitude than his father’s. I shuddered. If what little I’ve seen of Nobunaga’s behavior was anything to go by, it was a fearful prospect.

“Lord father, are you sure I should be doing this?” Nobukatsu asked. “I’m years out of practice.”

I was a little surprised he actually sounded uncertain. Had he really taken his father’s orders seriously? At the same time, I felt a little hope. Maybe today’s lesson would be cancelled and I would get a different instructor –

“Nonsense,” Nobunaga snapped. “If you’re that concerned, then demonstrate how badly you’re doing right now.”

…Or not.

At least I didn’t have to dance just yet. I scooted aside to make room as Nobukatsu opened his fan and stood in the beginning stance of the dance.

“Konohana Sakuya-hime no Mai,” Nobukatsu said (was that the dance’s name?) and, in response, the flutist began to play.

He remained still even as the sound of shamisen joined the flute. Then, when the first beat of the drum sounded, he began to dance.

My jaw dropped.

Nobunaga’s dance had been powerful and almost aggressive, even in gracefulness. Nobukatsu’s dance was very delicate.

In that moment, the castle seemed to melt away, replaced by a vision of serene nature. His light but firm footsteps was leaves making ripples on water’s surface. His body’s movements were flowers swaying in the breeze. His hand guided the fan like wind guiding sakura petals to the ground. It felt like watching a deity create spring in front of my eyes.

Then, all too soon the dance ended and the illusion vanished, but I was still frozen.

If this was what “out of practice” looked like, I couldn’t begin to imagine how his dancing would look like at his best. How could such ruthless, bloodthirsty men be capable of doing such beautiful performances? It was like seeing the universe turn upside down.

“Yeow!” A stinging pan on my head brought me back to reality.

I looked around and saw Nobukatsu to my right, waving his fan at me. His face broke into a wide grin. “Stop making that face. You look really dumb.”

I gaped at him even more. When did he move? And what’s with that happy grin?

He sauntered back towards the centre of the room. “Now we start.”

I turned towards Nobunaga uncertainly, but he made no reaction. Sighing resignedly, I walked towards where Nobukatsu was waiting.

The ninjas better rescue me soon before I go insane.

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THE END. Well. This is the end of my work here anyway. I’m done.

This has become such a mangled mess now. I don’t even know.

If anyone wants to pick this up and run away with it, feel free to do so. otomefanfics gets first dibs, though, because it started with HER story. If she’s not picking this up, then it’s free for grabs.

Tagged: #fanfic #Ninja Love #shall we date ninja love #shall we date?: ninja love #fanfiction #DERP
Apr 22
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*sob sob*
I’m crying because this Azuchi castle model set is out of production and the only place I can find it in is Japanese auction sites that I don’t know how to bid for.
LOOK AT THAT AMAZING DETAILS!!! I WANT IT!!!!!

*sob sob*

I’m crying because this Azuchi castle model set is out of production and the only place I can find it in is Japanese auction sites that I don’t know how to bid for.

LOOK AT THAT AMAZING DETAILS!!! I WANT IT!!!!!

Tagged: #azuchi #azuchi castle #model #DIY
Apr 22
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orpheelin:

The strip tease game reached the 10 000 !!



Ahahahahaha!! I called it!!
I knew it would be a troll at the end!

orpheelin:

The strip tease game reached the 10 000 !!

Ahahahahaha!! I called it!!

I knew it would be a troll at the end!

Tagged: #orpheelin
Apr 22
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Tried to ask Solmare: “Is Ninja Love set in an alternate universe? Because there’s no way people wouldn’t know Christmas is a religious party otherwise. I know this story is fiction and stuff, and name similarities are probably coincidence and has nothing to do with real people, but Christmas is kind of a real religious celebration people still celebrate to day. So maybe in Ninja Love-land Christmas is not actually religious and there’s no Jesus or anything?”

I wonder what they would say.

I dunno, man. I mean, Ninja Love is supposed to be set in 1580 in some planet that looks like Earth. Maybe Christmas works differently in that universe. Far as I can tell, as crazy as Christmas party gets in the REAL WORLD 1500s, they’d still say “Oh yeah, we’re partying to celebrate the birth of GOD!! You know? God IS BORN!! It’s kind of awesome, so we party!!”

Sometimes I feel like I’ve been exposed to too much social justice rage and my being indignant is uncalled for.

Tagged: #ninja love #solmare
Apr 22
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Gentian in the Field (part 3)

daeva-agas:

(part 2)

*is ashamed at how short the previous one was*

I’m no good at impromptu posts, because I get nervous and get very scared of losing my writing. That one up there was written directly into Tumblr….

(part 3)

I’m kind of not liking how this part went.
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Getting changed out of the elaborate formal kimono took much longer than it really needed to be – mostly because Nobunaga was very picky about what I should change into. What was the point of this? Nobody would care about whether my kimono has butterfly patterns or flower patterns.

I didn’t know how much time passed as he made me change in and out of what had to be dozens of kimonos, but it felt like forever. I probably exhausted half my energy just to “get dressed properly”.

When he was finally satisfied with my clothes, he picked me up again and hauled me to wherever the dance lessons was to be had. I didn’t buy his excuse of “it’s faster to travel this way” one bit. He’s obviously treating me like a doll on purpose, though for what reason I couldn’t tell. Why was he suddenly paying so much attention to me?

I focused my attention on the fancy paintings of Buddhas and wise men on the walls, intently thinking up theories on why Nobunaga would want to have his castle with them. Wasn’t he supposed to hate Buddhism?

As much as I try, though, I couldn’t distract myself enough. I was all too aware of how his strong arms wrapped around my body, holding me tightly against his well-toned body. His breath tickled my ear and neck, and I felt my face heat up. My heart was pounding so loudly that I was certain it would burst any time.

“Put me down,” I tried to protest, but my voice sounded so weak. It’s almost as if a part of me was liking this situation – enjoying the warmth and comfort of having someone to hold on to.

But that can’t be right. Why would I be finding comfort with the very person who put me in this terrible situation in the first place?

I was surprised when Nobunaga actually obliged my rather lame request and put me down abruptly.

“Huh? Wha–?”

For a moment I was a little disoriented, but then I saw Nobunaga slide open… the wall? No, it was a door. The elaborate paintings had made the ring-handles unnoticeable. It’s obvious now that he only put me down because we’ve arrived. Of course. What was I thinking?

I followed him through the door quietly. If I noticed the tiny pang of dejection in my chest, it must be because I was hoping the journey would take longer so I could avoid having to dance in front of people for a bit more.
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This is why I shouldn’t write at midnight. I can’t keep my thoughts straight. I planned to wrap up this thing at part 3. I did. But then I just CAN’T and I start freaking out and wordvomit happened and…

otomefanfics, sorry, you have to wait for part 4 to see the main point of this sequel. I don’t know how it exploded into this long-winded, roundabout nonsense.

Tagged: #fanfic #ninja love #shall we date ninja love #shall we date?: ninja love
Apr 21
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"Kankuro, Sanjuuro, you two go take care of the ninjas. Now. You can bring Mitsuhide or Katsuie with you. Call that monkey back from Chugoku if you must. The sooner this is done and over with, the better.”

From my fanfic.
Because I have a terrible habit of making space-filler characters… even though he appears for all of three sentences or so. Sanjuuro Nobukane is Nobunobu’s younger brother. I didn’t explain in the fic because it’s not important. 
Nobu seems to like this brother a lot, because he seems to rank pretty highly in the “fraternal branch” (i.e Nobu’s family). In formal occassions he usually comes third after Nobu’tada and Nobukatsu.
And Kankuro is just another name for Lord Robot/Nobutada.
Tagging otomefanfics just in case you wanted visuals.
I blame Wikipedia for telling me that “the Oda family are famous for being pretty people”. I don’t care if that’s a Google Translate error. I cannot unsee it!

"Kankuro, Sanjuuro, you two go take care of the ninjas. Now. You can bring Mitsuhide or Katsuie with you. Call that monkey back from Chugoku if you must. The sooner this is done and over with, the better.”

From my fanfic.

Because I have a terrible habit of making space-filler characters… even though he appears for all of three sentences or so. Sanjuuro Nobukane is Nobunobu’s younger brother. I didn’t explain in the fic because it’s not important.

Nobu seems to like this brother a lot, because he seems to rank pretty highly in the “fraternal branch” (i.e Nobu’s family). In formal occassions he usually comes third after Nobu’tada and Nobukatsu.

And Kankuro is just another name for Lord Robot/Nobutada.

Tagging otomefanfics just in case you wanted visuals.

I blame Wikipedia for telling me that “the Oda family are famous for being pretty people”. I don’t care if that’s a Google Translate error. I cannot unsee it!

Tagged: #ninja love #sort of #space fillers #shall we date ninja love #shall we date?: ninja love #ninja love oc